People always talk about how candy is so cheap after Halloween but no one ever talks about how cheap candy is ON Halloween. It’s almost as if you can go knock on any strangers door and they’ll give it to you for free. what a bargain
The Gospel of Conservative Americans (via thepotentiallyreverend)
What if I told you I had an auto immune disease? What if I told you that meant my body attacked itself? What if I told you that a needle enters my skin at least 8 times a day? And that if I didn’t, my blood would turn toxic and I could go into a coma? What if I told you that my needles save my life but they are the things that could kill me? What would you say?
I would say, you’re not alone.
This should be the new trend on the red carpet.
I keep thinking the nostrils are the eyes and it makes me laugh
how people use to imagine the future:
how people now imagine the future:
this actually says so much about society
I was watching the State of the Union address when this happened.
Holy shit joe